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Ooooh, an anon leaving a calling card! Welcome, dear stranger. It’s an honor to make your acquaintance.
2: Crops, floggers, or paddles? It’s hard to choose between the first two; floggers have much better build quality than crops, but mostly attract me when they depart from mop form. I think I’ll go with crops, partly because a flogger almost inexorably leads to a specifically flogging scene; riding crops can be used rather cruelly without stealing the limelight.
7: What is your favourite sexual scenario you’ve ever come up with? Answered already.
18: What title do you think you prefer? I am very low-protocol, and claim no rank or status beyond “butch.” I do, however, like a gender mismatch between my title and my address; calling me daddy is okay as long as you ma'am me too. (If anyone wants to call me mommy, buy me a Muir cap; being called “sir” requires dressing the part.)
48: Are you a “try anything once” kind of person, or do you know exactly what you want and don’t want? I aspire to flag a faded orange: not a hard “no limits,” but being at once willing to lead and open to suggestion.
one time when i was like 10 i was at someones house for their birthdayparty and they put the simpsons on which was and still is one of my favourite shows of all time and i laughed so hard i farted which made me laugh even louder and i think i pissed myself a little
#dying laughing thinking about it #💋 #core memory for sure